I've been thinking of a topic to write about and couldn't come up with anything interesting. I thought I could write about how our government hasn't done anything about our high gas prices and hoped to understand the reasoning why we're not drilling our own land for oil. But then I would have had to done so much research to get my facts right and I didn't have time for that. Then I was going to write about how Indian women are more appealing to me than any other woman out there; and why is it that I want to settle down with only and Indian woman. But this again was a bit too controversial and people would get the wrong idea so I decided to scrap this topic as well. So this brings us to the actual topic that I will be writing about. The Olympics!
What to say about the Olympics? When I hear the word Olympics or come across a conversation that mentions the word, I think about Olympia, Greek. Obviously we were not there during these sporting games but we've all heard about this one time or another. So when I picture the Olympics in my head...I see good....very good looking women surrounding the stadium. I see natural athletes...drug-free sportsmen playing for the public and not for themselves. Hercules throwing the discus miles and miles away. Artemis winning the archery events with his eyes closed. And instead of Michael Phelps winning the gold for swimming, you'll see Poseidon winning effortlessly all water events; one man water-polo team. Obviously these winners of the events were greatly admired and were immortalized in poems and statues. That's what you'll see in my head...oh and did I mention there were a lot of good looking Greek goddesses and naturally beautiful women during the Olympics?
But now-a-days, for many, the word Olympics brings a couple of words to our heads: Boycotts, Doping, Politics, Violence, and Lying. I could go on and on and talk about these topics, but I wouldn't want to bore you with that. I want to talk about the Lying and cheating part of the Olympics.
So far, I've read about four articles that have put a bad impression in my head. The first is the one about the cute little girl who sang at the opening ceremony. Wasn't that a great opening ceremony? Oh wait...hold on...my bad...nevermind...it wasn't the cute girl that sang, it was some OTHER poor girl who never made it to the stage. Ya, i know....the girl who we all thought was a child prodigy was LIP-SYNCING the whole freaking time. So why China? Why would you make a little girl lip-sync? Oh right that's why....because the original girl that sang thats song had a little...very very minute "tooth" deformity. So you threw this poor little to the sharks and sent her packing, while you put some girl...(who LOOKS the same as the other girl)...on stage and made her smile and LIE to the whole entire world. Good job China...Good move...in fact..this was so good...i award you the Gold Medal for being stupid and retarded. Serioulsy people, is that what it's come down to?? Only "pretty" people are allowed on screen? I tell you what...why dont you [China] throw some many back into your people and help them pay for shit....like maybe BRACES for a poor girl you cheated! And if you really want "good" looking people in your country, then why dont start by throwing Hu Jintao (current President of China) out of office for having a stupid ass haircut that wears stupid ass glasses....dumbass ass Communist ulgy looking face.
Wait wait wait...dont go yet...we still have three more articles to go. I fell that by the time im done with this...there probaby another article floating the internet about some retard who felt he/she needed to cheat the system for a Gold Medal. Well let me tell ya something...its more embarrasing for you to be humiliated by the WHOLE world and be labelled as a cheater for the rest of your life. Ya....have some fried rice with that information with extra soy sauce. So the second article...which i thought was pretty clever and a little lame also had something to do with the opening ceremony. I was recently informed that the firworks during the opening ceremony where all CGI. Ya...they werent as great as they were on TV. Thats sucks cause the people that were there probably were pissed at the cheapness the republic are...(even we Gujus are not this cheap). While at home, everyone's like "WOW!! Ohhhhh....Ahhhhhhing" over the fireworks. Again China...why? Why must you do this? Why must you humiliate yourselves? We know you'll good at Computers...but that doesnt mean you can CHEAT just to impress other nations. I hope you guys realises this....you had almost 4 years to prepare....buy some more fireworks losers. Go to India...they have a shit load...Ill give you a number you can call...he'll hook you up.
The rest of this topic will be blogged as "The Fake Olympics Part 2".
Question to Ponder: If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he eventually become disoriented?
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